2003-09-07 - 8:12 p.m.
Hmmph. There's always the danger of subconscious theft. In my previous entry, I cast Darth Vader in a necktie. Last night, I watched Spaceballs for the first time in years, and there was Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet, wearing a necktie. Bah.
Anyway, as my more dedicated readers may have already figured out, "To Be Continued" is basically Mattese for "I'll never finish this." But since much time was spent coming up with drug names for Star Wars characters, I thought I'd just list my favorites here:
Luke Potsmoker, who of course is the last of the Redeye Knights, Hookah Fett, Doobie-Bong Kenobi, Jah-Jah Binks, and The Vile Gangsta Jabba the Blunt.